Post by nell sneed on Jun 24, 2011 13:30:30 GMT -5
TELL US, NELL GRACE SNEED, TELL US EVERYTHING
HELLO, THERE. WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOURSELF. ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE WE START?
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"My name's Nell...well, actually, it's Parnella but that's weird. I'm a demigod, duh. I've been here (here being Camp Half Blood) for three and a half years. I came here when I was thirteen. I haven't been home for years. My place is too dangerous. My genius step mom moved out to California. People say I'm strange, but I'm just Nell. I go around camp with a pipe filled with bubble soap...I just do that for fun though. I hope nobody finds out about me tampering with the Aphrodite showers...
Oh and by the way, the answer is peanut butter."
LET'S START WITH THE BASICS. NAME, AGE, PROFESSION...
ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT'D BE USEFUL.
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"What's up? My name is Parnella Grace Sneed, but you better call me Nell. My mom's name is Eris and she's the goddess of mayhem and chaos. Its super cool. The most I've ever been arrested in a year was six times when I was eleven. I didn't go to jail. I'm sixteen now and I chill at Camp Half Blood all year. My dad and I hang out during Christmas, because everything's sorta quiet in Cali. I've been a professional demigod ever since I was born. I'm really good at causing trouble and mayhem. You should've seen my prank with the fire department over in Dallas. Good times...good times...."
OKAY, GREAT. NOW YOU'VE GOT PRECISELY TWO MINUTES
TO CONVINCE US THAT YOU, YOU ARE THE ONE WE NEED.
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"I'm perfect. Well...I wish I was, but my idea of perfect and your idea of perfect is probably super different. I'm a bit crazy. I'll do anything to cause trouble. Like, the other day, I laced Mr. D's food with tiny explosive pebbles and it went BOOM! I got in trouble though, since everyone knew who it was. Other than all that silly stuff, I've been told that I'm a great friend and very nice...when I'm not exploding anything. Even though I may be trouble, I'm truthful.
Screw the big three dudes, My mom's ERIS! The freaking goddess of CHAOS! If I want to, I can speak a word to someone and then cause CHAOS. Luckily, even though I may be trouble, I hardly get caught for what I do...unless its filling the inside of fire trucks with tapioca... then...I get caught. And since mommy loves me, the golden apples of discord have no effect on me."
TIME'S UP, KID. WELL, THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW CUT
THE CRAP―ANY FLAWS? ANY QUIRKS? DON'T LOOK AT
US THIS WAY, WE'VE GOT TO KNOW THIS STUFF, TOO. SO.
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"I like to think that I'm perfect, but I'm not. Sadly. I have a knack for getting in trouble, which can be bad if its at the wrong time. This one time, I was at a funeral, and I accidentally said something that made one of the guests tip the coffin over and take everything valuable....whoops. I don't really pay attention to details. I can be mean sometimes and really hurt people. Sometimes I won't even follow directions or rules. Rules are stupid anyway. With my power though, I sometimes use it to my advantage and cause so much trouble that people get arrested, killed, hurt, etc. I also blurt out RAPE DUNGEON whenever I'm in a place that's dark. Other than that, I'm very afraid of romance and I'll most likely kick anyone who mentions the word. I'm getting better though."
MAN, I SWEAR I SAW YOU ON TV THE OTHER DAY! HMM,
NO WAIT. CAN'T BE. YOU LOOK WAY CRAPPIER. ANYWAY.
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"There was once this really awesome actress named Ellen Page and people say that I look like her! Well...she's probably prettier than I am. I've got this one mole on my back that looks like pac man. I'm really short. Like Five foot three inches...I try to stand on my tippy toes, but it doesn't work out too well. My hair is brown and so are my eyes....its really boring. I'm normally dressed in boys' clothes, they're more comfortable and they're colorful!I mostly keep my hair up in a ponytail, so its out of the way. I like dressing up nice, though. It makes me feel pretty. I NEVER EVER wear makeup. Its stupid."
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HUH-UH. RIGHT. SO I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FILE, AND I SEE
YOU'RE NOT A ROOKIE. MIND TO SHARE SOME PAST EXPE-
RIENCES? WHERE YOU WORKED, WITH WHOM, YOU KNOW.
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"Work? Well...if you count getting arrested work. Oh well. I was born in Dallas, Texas to my dad, a single man involved in a lot of trouble. He met my mom, Eris at a nightclub or something. He was getting kicked out...she...was causing chaos inside the club. He told me my mom was very sexy, but its hard to see that I was the offspring of someone sexy. I'm not very sexy. I don't even wear a bra! But that's beside the point. My mom had me and sent me on my way to my dad, who was in a new relationship. I basically ruined that relationship...and dad didn't forget about it. He would constantly remind me of what I did to him and how I ruined his love life. He made me feel miserable for every waking moment. He eventually got over it.
When I was about twelve, I pulled this huge stunt involving five fire engines, tapioca pudding, goat droppings, and a circus clown. I accidentally set the fire station on fire as well... whoops. Basically, I filled every empty inch of the fire truck with tapioca pudding and goat droppings, and then I had the clown juggle while riding a unicycle in front of the mess. I got in big trouble, but I wasn't sent to jail. Like I said, the consequences avoid me!
Dad remarried when I was thirteen, the year I was sent to CHB. A satyr stationed in my school in Dallas told me of my parentage and helped me find my way to the camp. He found me because, well, I was attacked by some lion thing...like nemean lion? I liked camp...a lot. My dad even gave me permission to stay there for like...ever. He probably wanted me to get out of his hair anyway. I got the "screw you" message when he and my step-mom moved to California. Good thing I have an aunt who lives nearby. She's super wicked.
Uh well... I guess that's my life in a nutshell. I'm still here at the camp and I'm kicking butt..."
OOH-KAY. THANK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO BE CONTACTED
WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. NEXT!
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HEY, PEOPLE! IT'S GOATS HERE, WRITING THIS AS WE SPEAK
FROM TENNESSEE! PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTACT ME
JUST HAVE TO PM. FEEL LIKE YOU ALREADY
KNOW ME? THAT'S BECAUSE I ALSO PLAY THE MAGNIFICENT
NOTHING ANYWAY, I LOVE DOGS OF WAR. OF COURSE.
IT'S PINK FLOYD'S.
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MATILDA, AKA GEE, IT'S MATILDA ! ON CAUTION 2.0,
MADE THIS APPLICATION. DUNSTEAL, AND EVERYONE
WILL BE HAPPY. "HAPPY AS A HIPPO." ALONG CAME P
OLLY, ANYONE? OKAY. I'M SHUTTING UP NOW. BAIBAI.
