Post by daza laine chai on Jun 23, 2011 19:50:39 GMT -5
TELL US, DAZA LAINE CHAI, TELL US EVERYTHING
HELLO, THERE. WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOURSELF. ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE WE START?
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I'd like to start off by saying, I'm not thrilled to be here. I wouldn't go as far as saying that I'm forced to be here, but apart of me wishes that I could just be normal. But who could be normal when your father is Eros. The god of sexual love and beauty. He dropped me off here when my mother died when I was three years old. I don't remember her very well. Every now and then I'll remember a flash of the color of her hair or her perfume. Some people have been telling me that my mother is the only man my father ever truly loved. I don't know if its true or not, I'd like to think it is, I've been let down before.
LET'S START WITH THE BASICS. NAME, AGE, PROFESSION...
ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT'D BE USEFUL.
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My name is Daza Laine Chai. Daza meaning beloved. Laine, pronounced Lie-nuh, meaning pathway, and Chai, the last name given to me by one of the daughters of Asclepius, that apparently has no meaning. Which I'm fine with. The few times I've gone into the cities of the world, when I've said my last name people have asked me if I enjoyed my tea too much and changed my name. I have no idea why they said that. I've been counting stars for twenty-one years which means I lived at Camp Half Blood for fifteen years before I left three years ago, to have my own normal life. My job while I was out in the world was an archery instructor. I've been shooting arrows since the day I turned eight and the daughters of Athena finally let me near a weapon.
OKAY, GREAT. NOW YOU'VE GOT PRECISELY TWO MINUTES
TO CONVINCE US THAT YOU, YOU ARE THE ONE WE NEED.
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I'm a moaner. Just kidding! Well not really, but that's besides the point, I'm funny, I'm smart, and hey, I'm cute. I guess that you want to hear what my powers are, I can shape shift into whoever and whatever my target wants the most. Of course sometimes this ends up being a turkey sandwich but I always try to show people the person they love or want to see the most. Now unfortunately that power doesn't always work properly with Demi-Gods. Still not sure why. Lately I've been trying to project the image of who ever I want. I've done it once or twice, but I haven't been able to since I've gotten back. Now the legend of Eros, otherwise known as Cupid says that Cupid shot two arrows, one into two targets and the two fell in love. What they don't say is that Cupid, or how I've come to know and love dear old dad 'Eros' had to use his own blood help along the process. I don't use that power very often because seriously, who likes splitting open their arms? I can do it by touch, but after a few mistakes, having some people fall in love with ones they were not supposed to, I try to keep my distance, and I always keep my gloves on.
TIME'S UP, KID. WELL, THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW CUT
THE CRAP―ANY FLAWS? ANY QUIRKS? DON'T LOOK AT
US THIS WAY, WE'VE GOT TO KNOW THIS STUFF, TOO. SO.
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Okay so, some people may say that I have little to no tact. Which I'm fine with. Tact is just saying stuff that isn't true. Besides, if someone is dressed like they don't understand the meaning of the words "protected intercourse", I'm going to tell them. Some people might take that as a bad thing. Uhhhhm, ooh some people say I'm a little full of myself, but to be honest I had really low self esteem when I was little; Mama died, Daddy never showed me his face, my way of feeling better about myself is to tell myself that I'm awesome whenever I do something great. I bite my nails way too much. My weaknesses include cute gamer boys, and spiders! I am terrified of those 8 legged things.
MAN, I SWEAR I SAW YOU ON TV THE OTHER DAY! HMM,
NO WAIT. CAN'T BE. YOU LOOK WAY CRAPPIER. ANYWAY.
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Some people say I look a ridiculous amount like Zooey Deschanel. 5 ft 6 inches tall, 114 pounds. My ex-boyfriend (a Son of Asclepius), used to tell me I was his blue eyed brown haired demi-goddess. I grew two sometime three inches every year, ending when I turned 19. I have a super high metabolism, so I can eat anything and keep my weight down. I have a scar running lengthwise about 6 inches long on my left thigh that I try to keep under wraps. It's not that I'm self-conscious, it's just that people ask questions when they see it. Outside of the camp people. Camp Half Blood people could care less. We compare scars here.
HUH-UH. RIGHT. SO I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FILE, AND I SEE
YOU'RE NOT A ROOKIE. MIND TO SHARE SOME PAST EXPE-
RIENCES? WHERE YOU WORKED, WITH WHOM, YOU KNOW.
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"work history here. we loove details -actions- are accepted, as
long as you don't overuse them. and the enter button is love."
For the part of my life that I was not here at Camp Half Blood, I was an archery instructor at "Queens Archery Range and ProShop." I can name all the major brands of Bow and Arrow out there. Before that I helped out the daughters of Athena, when teaching the noobs. And during that time I was a little bit of a trouble maker. Not like the daughters of Eris of course! I would never go that far, but little things like putting snakes in the Aphrodites girls bathrooms with my ex, stealing food from the kitchens etc. etc. I have never set anything on fire. Intentionally.
OOH-KAY. THANK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO BE CONTACTED
WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. NEXT!
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HEY, PEOPLE! IT'S BLUE HERE, WRITING THIS AS WE SPEAK
FROM TORONTO, CANADA! PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTACT ME
JUST HAVE TO PM ME . FEEL LIKE YOU ALREADY
KNOW ME? THAT'S BECAUSE I ALSO PLAY THE MAGNIFICENT
NOONE ANYWAY, I LOVE DOGS OF WAR. OF COURSE.
IT'S PINK FLOYD'S.
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MATILDA, AKA GEE, IT'S MATILDA ! ON CAUTION 2.0,
MADE THIS APPLICATION. DUNSTEAL, AND EVERYONE
WILL BE HAPPY. "HAPPY AS A HIPPO." ALONG CAME P
OLLY, ANYONE? OKAY. I'M SHUTTING UP NOW. BAIBAI.
